My chiropractor thinks I'm funny.
He has been working on me for three years. I see him regularly. We are well acquainted.
Well, last month, I mentioned in passing that I had once thought about becoming a nun. This BLEW THE MIND of this Dallas-fancy-pants man! "YOU?? A NUN??" That explained, I'm sure, all these kids, to his mind. "I guess she's a real Catholic," he must have mused.
Then today, he asked me about my summer plans. I mentioned that I would be teaching a philosophy class. "What?? Teach a philosophy class??"
I told him I have a Ph.D. in philosophy.
"You're so funny!!! You have so many SECRETS!!"
I am so bizarre!!! I know I am. I really am.
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